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November 19, 2009

3 Unrelated Things That All Make Me Nervous

1) Driving behind motorcycles. I saw this really gory video in Drivers Ed and I’ve never quite recovered from it.

2) Snakes. Just in general.

3) The phrase “Mommy, What if I went downstairs and accidentally peed in the litter box?”

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19 Responses to “3 Unrelated Things That All Make Me Nervous”

  1. Yes, that phrase would have me FRIGHTENED too! love the “accidentally” part!

    ha!

  2. I love when kids ask those “accidentally” questions.

  3. Totally with you on the snakes.

    The litter box? Think of all the other places pee could have happened and you’ll feel better.

  4. I don’t know, those things could be related. I wonder if I could train a snake to ride a motorcycle and use a cat box? Hmmm. . .

  5. You let em pee in the litter box one day and the next day you find…

  6. Was it the clumping kind at least?

  7. i saw the same video in driver’s ed! ahhhhh!!!!!

  8. what if my pants somehow came off and i just happened to be near the litter box and pee started coming out of me? just by accident???

    hahaha!

  9. I’m nervous driving behind any kind of truck with long poles or stakes on it. Like they would fly off and impale me.

  10. Hey, at least it was the litter box as opposed to the carpet.

  11. Oh that is the worst question. Shudder. Kids…gotta love em.

    I always get nervous around motorcycles, because my dad was hit once on his. Course the woman hit him on purpose, but still.

  12. Ahhh, the “accidentallys.” My children have a very bad case of them.

  13. Ack! I don’t like snakes either. And the cat litter thing is kinda funny. ;)

  14. Ask them how you “accidentally” pee in a litter box. I’d love to know the answer. It cracked me up for sure!

    Snakes don’t bother me but motorcycles sure do…especially when I’m driving.

  15. 1) Me, too!

    2) Hey! Me, too!

    3) “Well then, Sweetie, you’d have to scoop it yourself.”

  16. I’m afraid of the same kind of trucks Kristabella is, especially since I read a news story where a man commuting to work was impaled with a similar-sounding object off of a similar-sounding truck.

    Add driving-behind-motorcycles phobia to our weird similarity list for which we’ll need to invent a nicer name.

    Finally, I’m going to have to switch up which child is my favorite, but he wins today.

  17. I call them the “What if’s”, my class has a bad case of the “what if’s”. I like to answer with, “What if you do what you are supposed to, then we won;t have that problem.”

    I think the littler box is a better choice than a garbage can.

  18. agree totally.

    Kids are a constant source of nervousness that increases as they age.

  19. It’s an excellent, hypothetical what if :-)

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