I was looking at some pictures of myself from Christmas and I noticed that I have this whole new bonus chin.
I don’t like it one bit.
I was thinking that if I grew a goatee or a full beard it would disguise this layer of fat.

It occurs to me that I should be happy that I can’t grow facial hair, but all the same, if I were a man I would stop shaving today. Instead I will let someone else finish the pan of brownies.
Or maybe I’ll just buy a nice scarf.

















That’s funny….I’m always examining what I perceive to be my double chin.
Go for the scarf.
I’ve noticed the same thing in my photos. For posed shots, I try to make it disappear. Too bad it is rarely cold enough for a scarf around here.
You know, that beverage you’re consuming in the picture will not shrink the second chin.
Be lucky you only need a scarf around you neck. I think I need a full body scarf.
that would be “your.” Otherwise if you read it aloud, it sounds like I’m calling Sarah a “eunuch.”