December 26, 2009

I was looking at some pictures of myself from Christmas and I noticed that I have this whole new bonus chin.

I don’t like it one bit.

I was thinking that if I grew a goatee or a full beard it would disguise this layer of fat.

It occurs to me that I should be happy that I can’t grow facial hair, but all the same, if I were a man I would stop shaving today. Instead I will let someone else finish the pan of brownies.

Or maybe I’ll just buy a nice scarf.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 4:49 pm • I'm a Lazy Sod   

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6 Responses to “I’ve Been Thinking”

1. December 26th, 2009 at 11:19 pm, Sarah Says:

   That’s funny….I’m always examining what I perceive to be my double chin.

2. December 27th, 2009 at 3:00 am, KathiD Says:

   Go for the scarf.

3. December 27th, 2009 at 5:53 pm, Tammy Says:

   I’ve noticed the same thing in my photos. For posed shots, I try to make it disappear. Too bad it is rarely cold enough for a scarf around here.

4. December 28th, 2009 at 3:07 pm, niCk(MemBeth) Says:

   You know, that beverage you’re consuming in the picture will not shrink the second chin.

5. December 30th, 2009 at 3:20 pm, ParentopiaDevra Says:

   Be lucky you only need a scarf around you neck. I think I need a full body scarf.

6. December 30th, 2009 at 3:24 pm, ParentopiaDevra Says:

   that would be “your.” Otherwise if you read it aloud, it sounds like I’m calling Sarah a “eunuch.”