My children believe in God. That isn’t that big of a deal except that we aren’t very religious people. My children believe in God and they like to tell me that. A lot. Sometimes I think they like to rub it in because I am an Atheist, and while I support their beliefs I’m not [...]
White Belt
December 9, 2009
You will never guess what I did. I signed up for Tae Kwon Do. Well, I was tricked into signing up for Tae Kwon Do. Let me back up a little bit. My five year old son has been dying to take Tae Kwon Do ever since he found out that his best friend at [...]
9 Reasons I Won’t Be Seeing “New Moon” in the Theater and other Randomness
December 9, 2009
9 Reasons I Will Not Be Seeing “New Moon” in the Theater over at MamaPop (hint, unrealistic looking werewolves is one of them) * * * The Salvation Army and their bells are pissing me off. I will not donate a red penny (or penny of any other color for that matter) until they STOP [...]
Please Do Me a Favor
December 9, 2009
Follow Sarah and the Goon Squad on You know, make me look legit. Thanks!
They Must Be Learning Something at School
December 8, 2009
Ian: How do you spell we? Claudia: W – E . Ian: No, not that kind of we. Claudia: W – I – I . Me: agape
The Fairy Debate
December 7, 2009
We were watching the Bucs getting slaughtered by Jonathan Stewart and the Carolina Panthers yesterday when a commercial came on. Claudia said “Oh I know that song! It is The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy! I love this song. I beamed at my brilliant child for knowing her classical pieces. “Very Good, Claudia!” I [...]
The Ray Lewis Carrot Cake
December 3, 2009
My sister-in-law is getting married in September. She has done me the distinct honor of asking me to be her matron of honor. It is in this capacity (and also due to the fact that we only live about 20 minutes apart form each other) I get to do awesome things like getting to taste [...]
Before/After
December 1, 2009
I didn’t put on any makeup because I didn’t want you to be distracted by my face. Or I was too lazy, but definitely one of those two things. Before After Obviously, I manned up and got my haircut by a new(ish)* person. I am very pleased with the results. Tomorrow we will see if [...]
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