I’ve mentioned before that my Tae Kwon Do class is pretty much comprised of me and a bunch of 4 – 7 year olds, right?
I guess I am getting used to this.
I was driving some of my friends from class home yesterday when we had the following conversation.
TODD: I can run faster than anyone in this world.
IAN: I can run faster than a cheetah.
CLAUDIA: I am the fastest land mammal.
PAIGE: I can run up and down the stairs faster than any of you.
CLAUDIA: I can run one million miles an hour.
PAIGE: I can run up and down the stairs sixty miles an hour.
TODD: Oh yeah? I can run from here to North Carolina in 50 miles an hour.
ME: Oh yeah? I can read.
Burn those guys.
You just completely blew my mind.
im new around here but omg, you make me laugh so hard. i just needed to let you know that. and that you rock for sticking with the class. awesome.
Yeah, well… I can read too. So there.
And now my inner 5 year-old has said what she needed to. You could have pointed out that you can drive, but I guess that would have been redundant (since you were already driving).
Were you all “BOOM! ROASTED!”?
@masmith
I actually told them that too.
I also told them I could do long division, but they weren’t even listening anymore.
I think you exercised great restraint by not taunting them with your unhindered access to PG13 movies.
I wish I was there for that conversation.
You are so butter.
Also, you can drive that car faster than any of those pipsqueaks can run.
Don’t forget you can eat as much chocolate as you like, and stay up as late as you want. THAT is the true measure of coolness.
Burned, toasted, baked, fried, boiled!
I love this.
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I’ll tell your Dad to dust off his boxing gloves. I think he would prefer to box with Ian, but just let Paige and Todd’s dad know that your dad is ready when he is!