Just when you think you have the most annoying song on the planet stuck in your head.
Then your husband makes you listen to this.
To “assist” you in getting Die Antwoord “Enter The Ninja” out of your mind.
Yeah, so just when you think it could not possibly get any worse, you walk into Old Navy where you learn that some douchebag covered “More Than Words” and forgot that the only good thing about that song was the harmonies, so they sing it solo or you walk into a nail salon and hear a muzak version of a Santana song that sounds like it a robot was playing the sitar.
You might think you’ve hit rock bottom, but you would be wrong.
Because this is the worst thing – ever:
Oh, and I’m sorry. I forgive you if you are hitting unsubscribe. I deserve it.