Things That I Have Actually Said in the Past 7 Days

–  “I don’t know, but it looks like a band-aid that the cat ate and then threw up.”
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–  “I know you are going to find out and make fun of me, so I will just tell you. I bought Joan Jett’s greatest hits today.”

– “Cheryl Tiegs really needs to buy a black bra.”

Actually, I wrote that last one. Well, then I said it, so I suppose both are true. Either way, it seems like a weird thing to say.

– “Why? Why would you take a dirty sock off of the bathroom floor and wipe your face with it? Why?”

– “I just want you to know that if there is an apocalypse and I become a zombie I am totally okay with you shooting me.”

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  1. Oh, Sarah, how I adore thee.

    You say the darnedest things. The darned funniest things, too.

  2. “Why? Why would you take a dirty sock off of the bathroom floor and wipe your face with it? Why?”

    that is a perfectly reasonable question, an answer to which I currently require

  3. He gave no answer.

    NONE.

    He just looked at me like I was crazy.

    Boys.

  4. I have totally said the sock line, and also have interchanged the word sock for underwear, bra and various other non face wiping items. sigh

  5. Add me to the list of people whom have interrogated small children about the wiping of the face with myriad items commonly not used for said wiping.

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