Just One Simple Question

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  1. smart aleck says:

    I forgot…
    I also say Jesus Fucking Christ. A lot.
    Lovely, ladylike phrase.

  2. Irma says:

    I say “Holy Snap” a LOT. Also “Sugar”.

    Seriously, I SAY that crap, and I have no idea why.

    I am also a big fan of “fuck” and “cocksucker”.

    So it is very possible (probable) to hear me say, “Holy snap he’s a cocksucker.”

    I have many levels. Embrace them all.

  3. Irma says:

    Oh, and also? I am not afraid of the word cunt. Sometimes there is just no better word.

  4. Devra says:

    Batshit Crazy, Shit Disturber and go suck green donkey dick are probably my top three.

    Fuckface is also a popular choice.

  5. magpie says:

    All of them. I curse like a sailor, though never in print.

    I think I need that t-shirt for my boss…who is a potty mouth.

  6. Jennifer says:

    So my brother-in-law has the fun hobby of finding one “curse” word to join with a normal word in order to make creative curses that really make a difference. (Doesn’t it sound like a non-profit organization when you put it that way?)

    Anyway, my favorite so far?

    Penis Anchor.

    Feel free to use at will.

  7. Beck says:


    Don’t ask me how I came up with it. I don’t want to go there again.

  8. Vicky says:

    Motherfucker. I love it. I say it way too much in front of the kids. As well as fuck.
    Son of a bitch.
    Fuck Trophy. That’s a special one though for people who put so much emphasis on the ability to have kids. As in,”It’s just a fuck trophy.” As said by my friends who will never have kids.

    Not really a swear but I love to respond to people with, “So’s your face!”

    I second what Kim said. My Dad told me I had a mouth worse than a shipyard worker. I was 14.

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