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The Post-Thanksgiving Diet
December 1, 2010
My new post-Thanksgiving diet is going really well. According to my scale I’ve lost 9 pounds since yesterday. At this rate I should reach my goal by Saturday! Who knew dieting could be so easy? In related news, I think my scale is broken. In other related news, I am hungry and a little bit [...]
It Always Comes Back to Butts
November 30, 2010
The children and I were in the car yesterday and the conversation naturally ended up on the subject of gender reassignment and sex realignment surgery. I don’t know how I get into these discussions with my kids but I always do. Anyway, we were talking about how you could get a penis put on (and [...]
I Have My Reasons
November 27, 2010
Does anybody know a good place to find Harry Potter themed bedding? Even better, Gryffindor bedding?
Embracing My Confessional Blogger Label
November 18, 2010
This is hell and gone from the 30 days of truth prompts, but it is both true and embarrassing so I thought I would slip it in here. Confession: My coffee pot (seen right) percolates to the beat of “Gasolina” by Daddy Yankee. Daddy Yankee – Gasolina .mp3 Found at bee mp3 search engine It [...]
What is the Coolest Thing in a Fire Station?
November 14, 2010
My six year old son just returned from a cub scout tour of our local fire station. I asked him how it was. “AWESOME!” he said. The I asked him what part was is favorite. What was the coolest thing he saw? I mean, fire stations have everything: fire trucks, ladders, poles, cool uniforms, dalmatians- [...]
The Goon Squad Gets a Laptop
November 11, 2010
I have the luckiest kids in the entire world. They have two parents who love them and are engaged in their every day activities. They are healthy, well fed and have yet to need something that they don’t get. They have four grandparents who adore them. And now they have their own computer. Say what [...]
“O” Stands For Awesome
November 10, 2010
Today is report card day, and being the parent of two six year olds we have our first official report cards. When Ian got off of the bus he informed me that he got a bunch of Gs and Os and that G stood for good and O stood for awesome. I told him that [...]
Day 8 – Someone who made your life hell, or treated you like shit.
November 8, 2010
Oh sweet, sweet day 8. I’ve been waiting for you, my friend. Day 08 → Someone who made your life hell, or treated you like shit. Now where should I start? Virginia – Not the state, the boss. Right out of college I worked for an evil woman named Virginia. She was everything bad all [...]
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