The Problem With Bunk Beds

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  1. I have Bito put his sheets on his top bunk. Seriously. That way I don’t have to do it, and I don’t care if they aren’t quite snug on the corners. It’s his problem!

  2. My oldest son has a bunk bed. I get the shakes thinking about having to change the bedding because seriously, delivering that boy was easier to me than putting a damn sheet on his bed. I have no tips. Just silent screams.

  3. Nancy says:

    I am embarrassed to tell you how infrequently I change the sheets on mimi’s top bunk because it is such a pain int the @ss to get up there.

    And holy crap, I think this is just about the longest post you’ve ever written! ;-)

  4. ks grandma says:

    Life’s short. Get them a sleeping bag & make the beds when you are being photographed for house beautiful. Or when they move out.

  5. Kevin says:

    Changing sheets?

    I have no idea what you are talking about.

  6. dee says:

    I just made my kids split up into different rooms because I was so tired of changing the sheets on the top bunk. My son is now sleeping on a futon frame with a mattress thrown on top. He’s happy to have his own room, and I only have to change the sheets on the top bunk when we have company(which is very, very rare!).

  7. Hilary says:

    I now feel sorry for my Mom, who definitely changed my bunkbed’s sheets many times. I also feel badly for you because “vomit in their bed,” is one of the worst things I have ever read in my entire life ever OMG.

  8. Jane says:

    My mother warned me about this. Seriously, the other day when we were considering configurations of our girls’ new beds (stackable) in their room.

    We opted to keep them unstacked for now, which means the room is basically all bed. But I don’t feel like dealing with the sheet changing thing until we are way, way out of the bedwetting danger zone.

    Also, I worry that at 4 they’re too young for it to be safe. Do you worry about this?

  9. smart aleck says:

    What about using only flat sheets? Or is that the worst idea in the universe? It has been awhile since I have been in person with a bunkbed, but I thought that could be easier than elastic…

    And much easier to strip the beds.

  10. Laurie says:

    What do these cleaning people do, anyway?

  11. Geena says:

    My twins share a room and they each have a loft bed (picture top bunk with nothing under it). Under them we got them ikea desks cause they neeeded them lol. Anyhow, they are like 6th tall and I cant change their sheets, since hubby is over 6th tall its become his job. To make it easier though we only use the flat sheet and comforter

  12. Issa says:

    My girls have bunk beds and I hate the dam things. For this exact reason. I have no good ideas. Although, I’ve seriously considered making mine sleep in sleeping bags on top of their sheets. But I haven’t gone that far yet.

    I do love the kind with the wooden drawers. My brother had those as a kid. My kids is wooden and can be separated into two beds. Which I think I want to do this summer.

  13. Trooppetrie says:

    First jealous of your bunk beds.we have had bunkbeds and i agree they should come with someone who makes the bed. I have found it much easier to pull the mattress almost completly off the bed to make it. it is crazy

  14. Stimey says:

    Oh, yeah, bunk beds are of the devil. We have a full bed over a full bed (with no ladder) and the sheets thing is a nightmare. I make my kids help me with the top bunk. I pull from the bottom and they distribute the sheet up top. I can manage to do the bottom bunk by crawling into the bed.

    I’m intensely jealous of the drawers though. That’s awesome.

  15. Jenni says:

    Oscar got a bunk bed last year (he sleeps on the bottom) and yeah, the sheets are a bitch.

  16. Nicole says:

    WE had those, but my kids then changed their minds. Considering how much I HATE making beds, adding the bunk was not such a big step. It’s also why I pay a housecleaner to change the sheets. I remember my SIL getting my son a new set of sheets for his birthday, then asking if she could make his bed – now that was a gift :) Good luck. I will confess my kid usualy sleeps on the comforter so we went for quite a long time w/o changing it.

  17. Lala says:

    Totally MY fault for not telling you! what a shithead I am. Let me impart this little gem of a story though. Bought my kid a loft bed from Ikea, said RIGHT ON THE BOX do not move after you put this bed together. I’m a rebel so we moved 3 or 4 times and by the end the bed was held together with carpenter’s glue and hope. The best part was one night he leaned OUT of the loft bed and vomited all.over.his.room.
    If you want to change the sheet on a top bunk take the mattress off the bed, put the sheet on on the floor and pop the mattress back in.

  18. Amy says:

    At first glance, I LOVE the beds. My two will be separating this summer into their own rooms and I’ve been lamenting the loss of my guest room. This LOOKS like such a good idea. But…I remember when I thought I was going to have a breakdown just changing the sheets in their cribs because of all the bumper pads. I would curse and mutter so much that my husband would always come rescue me (he could hear me over the monitor with my foul language). I feel the same way about pillow cases on MY OWN bed. I just hate that chore.

  19. Kristen says:

    top sheets as bottom sheets, no top sheets as top sheets, a bath every night, comforters and Derek.

    Derek was MIA tonight and I got Ethan to help. He sat on top of the sheet while he tried to tuck. Blond. I could feel my stitches rubbing against the bed as I leaned over. It went right to my top ten worst parenting moments in a millisecond.

  20. Jules says:

    I never thought about it since I don’t have kids or bunk beds but I hate putting sheets on period. So I can just imagine. I think I’d make the kids go without sheets. They’re overrated. Heck. Make the kids sleep on the floor. Back in the day, kids had to sleep on dirt grounds. So really, carpet is good. It’s a step up.

  21. Kate says:

    Here’s my trick: I take the mattress completely off the bed, put 3 or 4 fitted sheets on it, put the mattress back on the top. Then I just take the sheets off one by one, wash them and put them away, then when it’s down to the last sheet I repeat the process.

    You’re welcome.

  22. Julie says:

    I am so relieved to see all the comments saying they just don’t change the sheets, because I *hate* this job, and my kids’ bunk beds aren’t anywhere near as “serious” as yours.

  23. Alison says:

    I asked my mom the same thing & I tweeted it at the time too: Why didn’t anyone tell me how hard it is to change sheets on bunk beds. Sorry I didn’t warn you. We took the boys’ bunk beds apart when Robey broke his arm & they’re staying that way now.

  24. Alison says:

    OMG. Just read Kate’s comment. I do that with the crib mattress, but NEVER thought about it w/ the bunk beds. How could I not have made that leap? GENIUS.

  25. Delora says:

    Don’t you have a cleaning crew that comes occasionally? Barring any midnight accidents, just let them change the sheets. I can’t tell you the last time I changed Will’s sheets, and he just has a normal twin. (Scratch that. I think it was over a year ago when we moved his bedroom.)

  26. Jacquie says:

    Oh shoot, sorry. Should have warned you. There are two solutions: 1.never change the sheets. Damn the vomit. 2. two words: sleeping bag. Also, put all the crap on the top bunk and make the child sleep on the lower. The sheet putting on still sucks, but at least you won’t fall off while rasslin’ those suckers into place.

  27. autumnalyssa says:

    ah ha! I was feeling dumb for buying my 6 year old twins captain’s beds (technically “mate’s” beds since they are lower than captains) instead of bunk beds. Now I feel wise and wonderful! Especially since, coincidentally, there was puking in one of the beds last night!

  28. Lisse says:

    The set you showed is absolutely beautiful. We have not gone with bunk beds for the simple reason that I do not trust the boys not to try to make a contest out of jumping off the top bunk like some kind of high dive.

    I hadn’t even thought about changing the sheets; already a PITA because their twin beds are in the corners.

  29. Sarah. I feel it is my duty to point out to you that you are totally spoiling your children by supplying them with fresh sheets. Seriously? What is the point? Just let them get all stiff and crusty. . I’m thinking change them bi-annually?

  30. Shannon says:

    Ha ha ha.

    I just take the mattress off…replace sheet (yearly)…put mattress back on…no need to go to the gym!

  31. Linda says:

    Darn it! I was hoping that one of your genius readers had a tip I could use. I hate hate changing his sheets. I do it but not nearly as often as my conscience would like me too!

  32. We got the 3YO a loft bed when he outgrew the toddler bed (and to convince him that he was a big boy and therefore needed to stay in his big boy bed instead of wandering to my room to kick his icy feet on my back all night).

    Anywho, I’ve pretty much given up hope on the neat bed thing. I keep the fitted sheet on it and then just keep the blankets loose and untucked. He doesn’t like the flat sheet anyway, preferring the soft blanket directly on his skin. That way I’m only folding two blankets and not having to scramble up a ladder each day to appease my neat-freakiness.

    Hope that helps. Good luck!

  33. norm says:

    I’m sorry. I didn’t tell you about the bunk bed sheets problem because I was blocking the horror from my mind. The barked knuckles, strained back, the pinched (on my wife) boobs – all blocked from my mind.

  34. First: An egalitarian approach to parenting? I don’t understand.

    Second: I can think of five different ways I would hurt myself if I tried to climb into/onto a bunk bed to change the sheets.

  35. Tammy says:

    If I changed them more than once every year or two I might have remembered to warn you! OK, we change them more than that, but not much. You have to use fitted sheets, flat sheets won’t stay in place.
    Top bunk: climb on the bunk, do the corners by the wall, then pull the sheet towards you as you crawl off the bed, then put the other corners on, repeat in a year!
    Also, it may be harder since you have pillow tops.

  36. John says:

    I used to love bunk beds when I was a kid and now my children love them as well. They are a bit of a pain to change the sheets if you lived in a cramped space.

  37. mommymae says:

    i had the same thought last week as i put sheets on my son’s top bunk for the first time. i’m pissed off my aunt didn’t tell me how hard it was to put the sheets on before she gave us the damn bunk beds.

  38. Vicky says:

    You were in my house last night weren’t you? I loathe changing the top bunk most of all. Last night I had to change the bottom only. Why? Because the dog crapped in it. Yeah, our house rocks.

  39. $20 is not nearly enough.

    Based on the bedding, you should call these punk beds.

  40. Lisa says:

    I make my husband do it, because it totally BLOWS!!!

  41. TwoBusy says:

    No joke — we just started seriously talking about doing bunk beds for our girls yesterday, so this is very timely. I was feeling all gung-ho about it, but you’ve given me real pause…

    Thanks.

    “I came to Sarah and the Goon Squad, and I learned something!”

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