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The Joys of Being a Pet Owner
March 11, 2011
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Pet owner? Or pet ownee? Yeah, I know. Spell check didn’t think it was a word either, but I have my suspicions. Good luck!
The best way to shut cats up is to make the mewling noise back to them…the extended, cat in heat version really confuses them.
Oh, and I would double bag that shit.
Oh, nothin much. Dodged a tsunami on my bike on the way to work, sorta thing, happens all the time.
Also I’d be down with the double bagging. And not in my purse, man. In like a third sealed bag in the trunk. Yegads.
The only thing better is “owning” not just two cats, but also a big dog (remember that rain yesterday? Yep, had to walk him in it, then failed to dry him before he shook off all over the stove and cabinets), and two fish tanks. I’m familiar with poop in all forms and sizes, and but at least no individual pet bill has yet involved a comma.
Are your cats OK?