1) When you are comforting your child who is sick with the flu you are right. You are going to get it too.
2) If you are cutting up jalapeños and taking the seeds out make sure you generously wash your hands and leave ample time before you take out your contacts. Or tampon.
3) Yeah, it feels like when you are snorting the ocean and it looks disgusting, but if you have allergies, neti pots are the greatest.
4) No really. Don’t scratch it. For so many reasons.