We Have a Winner!

Claudia and I got all dressed up (see jammies) to do our drawing for our Father’s Day Giveaway. Sorry we are a day late but due to a big storm (it got so loud I made my kids get in the closet downstairs) we lost power for about 5 hours. Congratulations Irma! Her favorite sports […]

Father’s Day Giveaway

Is giveaway one word or two? Whatever. In honor of all the great Dads out there I am giving away an 8 X 10 limited edition matted sports photograph of your choice from Gold Medal Impressions. Go check it the website. Dick Drumkman has photographs from the NFL, NBA, MLB, NCAA, the Olympics and a […]

Caption Contest

Have at it.

Another Contest: What the Hell is Sarah Reading #4

Since Geena won my last “What the Hell is Sarah” contest

What the Hell is Sarah Reading? Part 3: A Contest

I even have a prize this time. I will have a signed copy of Mommy Guilt signed by bothDevra Renner and Aviva Pflock (assuming I remember to ask Aviva at the J & J thing). Now, if you are not a Mommy do not worry. It applies to Daddies too. If you are not a […]

We Have a Winner!

It must be the weekend. I can tell because on Friday nights my hits for midget hermaphrodite porn and Laurie Berkners boobs go through the roof. My favorite search term from this weekend so far? So I said, “that is my foot”. Speaking of hits and search terms and whatnot. I bet you are wondering […]

Closing in on It: Contest Update #3

I will tally the hits for my ongoing contest on December 1st. (I don’t feel guilty about it since I finally sent out the prize from my last contest). For those of you that are new to the place, I am having a contest to see who could come up with the term that would […]

Contest Update

Maybe you have been wondering how the contest is going. Maybe you haven’t. Hell, maybe you didn’t even realize that I was having a contest. Or maybe Andie D.mentioned that she hadn’t yet received her prize from the contest she won last month. (blushing) For those of you playing along at home I am having […]

We Have a Winner!

The winner of our MOTHERS act contest is…. Andie D (which is very fitting since Ian is being a total grumppoptamus today)! Andie, please send me you address and I will mail you a signed copy of The Ghost in the House: Motherhood, Raising Children, and Struggling with Depression by Tracy Thompson. If the stupid […]

Traffic Experiment #2 – Contest Update #2

I just wanted to let you know how Traffic Experiment #2 is going. Now that I unbolded (Shut up. It could be a word. You don’t know.) your search term suggestions things are finally working. Our current leaders are Ali with Homer Simpson vagina tattoo and Tammy with forcing your husband to wear panties. I […]

MOTHERS Act and PPD (There is a Contest in Here Somewhere)

Postpartum depression is an illness. It is real and it isn’t funny. Anyone who has been through this themselves or is close to anyone that has suffered from PPD understands how serious it can be. Today is Blog Day for MOTHERS Act. the MOTHERS Act (Mom’s Opportunity to Access Help, Education, Research, and Support for […]

You People Just Aren’t Right

Yesterday I asked for your input on my second traffic experiment. I asked you to come up with a term that would bring traffic to my site. It is very interesting to take a look into the minds of my readers. I’ll let you see for yourselves. Arwen said: Chocolate Chip Cookies that make you […]