My sister-in-law is getting married in September. She has done me the distinct honor of asking me to be her matron of honor. It is in this capacity (and also due to the fact that we only live about 20 minutes apart form each other) I get to do awesome things like getting to taste [...]
My Poltergeist is Back
September 23, 2009
They’re Here. Really, they’re back. And this time they like Beck. Let me explain. I had an incident about two years ago when my tv would just turn off all by itself. I blamed paranormal activity (not the movie, but the phenomenon). That all stopped when we got a new tv. Coincidence? Probably not, but [...]
Why?
June 3, 2009
? Originally uploaded by Sarah606 Why are you guys on my bathroom floor? In costumes? With a microscope?
Do You Ever Get Photographers and Zombies Mixed Up?
April 12, 2009
Woody Harrelson has trouble distinguishing between a paparazzo and a zombie. Paparazzi: Zombies: It could happen to anyone. (I’ve been laughing about this for about 12 hours now and it doesn’t get any less funny.)
Why Is Chris Mortensen In My Bathroom?
February 6, 2009
Believe it or not there is a television in the bathroom mirror at my hotel. Does this seem unusual to anyone else? I mean you can’t really see this mirror from the shower and I don’t use the toilet THAT much. I guess it would be convenient during The Super Bowl but the rest of [...]
*Gag*
September 13, 2008
The Gagging Sounds are Coming from Me Originally uploaded by Sarah606 In all honesty, while neither is my first choice of beverage, I have no prejudices against Budweiser or Clamato. It is the thought of the two of them mixed together that makes me wretch.
Ears With Feet
August 9, 2008
I went to a bachelorette party the other night. It was sort of a last minute thing. My husband is in the wedding party and I’ve known the groom for years. The bride and I are friends but we haven’t spent a ton of time together and so I didn’t know anyone at the bachlorette [...]
Would You Wear This Shi(r)t?
July 16, 2008
Would You Wear This Shi(r)t? Originally uploaded by Sarah606 Seriously? This t-shirt had cat buttholes on it. And the cats are wearing cowboy boots. Look, I like cats. I HAVE two cats but you could not pay me enough money to wear a shirt which depicts cat assholes. Discuss.
The One She is Going to Hate Me For
June 25, 2008
“Mommy!” she yells. “Look at me! I have a tail.” Then she runs by with a pair of underpants shoved in her butt. NOW I’ve seen everything.
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