Sarah and the Goon Squad

Ian Just Farted

Sarah — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:04:03 +0000

Ian Just Farted

Originally uploaded by Sarah606

…and that is why Mike and Zoe are laughing so hard.

When My Sense of Humor Overrides My Mothering Skills

Sarah — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 14:10:10 +0000

Claudia: Mommy, do you want to see what is under my pajamas?

Me: Are you hitting on me?

Claudia: *blank stare*

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In case you were wondering it was Tinkerbell underwear.

On 36

Sarah — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:00:04 +0000

I am going to be 36 years old in December. It doesn’t really bother me too much. I feel like I am in a very good place for my age. I have two children, a wonderful husband, a nice house, several jobs that I enjoy and good friends. Things are going well for me.

Here is the thing that freaks me out. My friends that I met in college, I have now known them for half of my life.

Children that were born when I was a senior in high school are now seniors in high school.

Process that.

I Know What I am Getting Gabe for Christmas

Sarah — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 15:11:44 +0000

Gabe was wondering if they sold this in grown up sizes?

Barbie Hot Tub Party Bus.

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

Seriously? Two ladies, one guy. I wish I could make this picture even bigger because I don’t know if you can see that Ken even has a drink in his hand. That man doll has it made.

The hot tub party bus would be perfect for tailgate parties. The description says it features a fold out hot tub, flashing lights, songs and lots of fun accessories.

Sweet.

This party bus had everything.

Randomness Part 121

Sarah — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:38:15 +0000

Gabe and I get to go on a date while on vacation. What is the best restaurant in Tampa?

An Arrested Development movie? Could it be true?

Marriage laws according to the Bible.

My Top Chef Season 5 Predictions.

This one is for all of the Google perverts out there: Sarah Palin vagina.

That is all.

Add This to the Growing List of Things I Never Thought I Would Have to Say

Sarah — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:08:21 +0000

I just yelled (with absolutely no sarcasm whatsoever) “IAN! STOP DOING THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FALL DOWN!”

I am Cold Just Looking At Her

Sarah — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:18:36 +0000

It is snowing outside and the girl came home and changed into her “disco outfit”.

A flowered sun dress.

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(Sorry, that is what you get when Twitter is broken.)

Dallas Cowboys @ Washington Redskins 11/16/08

Sarah — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:21:58 +0000

I don’t know what you did last night, but I went to the Redskins game with my buddy De in DC.

It was cold and the Redskins lost but we had a great time.

I would tell you more but I am prohibited in doing so without the express written consent of the NFL.

And also I plan on writing about it for BlogHer on Friday.

Oh, and one quick word of advice. If you are going to a Sunday night football game that features a decades long divisional rivalry try to remember to charge your camera battery before you leave the house.

The Problem with Working From Home

Sarah — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:15:35 +0000

The Problem with Working From Home

Originally uploaded by Sarah606

It is like “Stomp” at my house.

All. Day. Long.

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(Um, hello side justification. I wonder how that happened?)

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Please ignore my voice. I usually sound much less nasal. It must be a side effect of the raging headache.

Four Year Old Commando

Sarah — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:54:12 +0000

It was almost bedtime and Claudia and I were in her bedroom picking out pajamas.

Mom, I’ve got something I need to tell you.

I know she is only four, but something about the way she said it - or maybe it was the look on her face - let me know that she had done something I wasn’t going to like. I got nervous. My mind started racing, what did she do at school? Did she push Katie again? Did she break something?

Okay. I said. What do you need to tell me?

Mom

*she rips off her pants*

I accidentally forgot to wear underwear today!

I started cracking up.

First off, that was not nearly as bad as I was expecting. Second of all, how does one accidentally forget to wear underpants? Third of all, she was standing in front of me, naked from the waist down with a huge grin on her face. I think she had been keeping this secret all day long.

I know that some day Mom, I’ve got something I need to tell you. is going to be something horrible. For now I can deal with going commando as her display of independence.

I just hope her teacher didn’t notice.