On the Upside, I Smell Much Better

Me: Okay. I’m getting in the shower if anybody needs me. Silence. Me: Did you hear me? I will be in the shower if anyone needs anything. Goon Squad: (not even looking up) Uh huh. No more than two minutes later I hear running in the hall. Claudia: Mommy! Mommy! Where are you?! Me: I’M […]